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Turn Your Cat Passion into Catakism

Is your cat the ruler of your household? You'll love this new, whisker-tickling perspective on our obsession with cats written by Jeff Lazarus. 

In honor of the New Year and dog and cat lovers across the United States, best-selling author Jeff Lazarus is hosting a casting call for all dog and cat lovers to have a chance for their furry friend to be featured on nationally syndicated TV, Pet Pals TV, which can be seen in more than 6 million homes in the U.S. 
 
Three pet parents will get to have their furry friend featured on an episode of Pet Pals TV, a nationally-syndicated television program to highlight how our furry friends make our lives a little extra special. All submissions will be shared on the Social Media Pages of Pet Pals TV and  must be photos of the pets only.   
 
To enter please submit a photo and/or video and tell us why your pet is the head of the household. (Please note that the more outlandish and quirky the better!) Your pet could have the chance to be make a TV appearance and featured on Pet Pals TV and/or a Social Media Star having their photo shared on social media.
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What People Are Saying:

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“Most cat books just scratch the surface for cat lovers, Catakism digs deeper and is equally as fresh, furry, and unique as Dogtology!”

- Jack Canfield
Co-creator, Chicken Soup for the Soul series

“Lazarus takes a no-holds-barred look into the soul of the cat lover by way of the funny bone.”

- Clifford Brooks
Author, Toilet Train Your Cat

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A Bold Exploration of Our Devotion to the All-Powerful Feline

Why are cats the most popular pets on the planet? Why do we devote so much of our time and income to grooming, feeding, coddling, photographing, praising, providing laps for, and “entertaining” our cats?

Could our devotion to cats amount to a full-blown religion? Enter Catakism - a bold purr-spective on the relationship between humans and their cat owners. 

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Cat·a·kis·m (noun)

1. The deep and reverent belief in Cat as master, guru, mentor, sage, and ridiculous ball of cuteness.
2. The devotional beliefs and rituals practiced by Catakists.

Do you refer to your cat’s birthday as its Incarnation Anniversary?

Have you given serious thought to changing your Last Will and Testament to make Bootsy your prime beneficiary?

When your cat repeatedly perforates your thighs with its needle-sharp claws as part of its nightly lap dance, do you refer to this as “giving me a blessing,” rather than “giving me a Guantanamo?”

Welcome to the litter.

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Shop our shirts & wear your kitty obsession proudly. Your cat would want you to.

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Meet the Catakism Creator

A dedicated dog-lover and cat-co-conspirator, Jeff Lazarus is an author, agent and business coach. 

He represents & coaches authors through his coaching business, Branded With Authority. He shares his knowledge and methods through workshops, consulting, and keynotes in a variety of industries such as healthcare, human resources, real estate, and law.

Armed with his pawfully-clever rhetoric, Jeff’s first book “Listen Like a Dog” has been published in multiple languages. Jeff continues his animal-themed books with the humorous "Dogtology" and "Catakism."

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Catakism: A Humorous Purr-spective on Humankind’s Obsession with Cats

By allowing Man to handle all of Her low-level needs, Cat is free to do the higher-level spiritual work that Man has no time for, such as meditating seventeen hours a day & teleporting into locked rooms and cabinets.