What People Are Saying:
“Most cat books just scratch the surface for cat lovers, Catakism digs deeper and is equally as fresh, furry, and unique as Dogtology!”
- Jack Canfield
Co-creator, Chicken Soup for the Soul series
“Lazarus takes a no-holds-barred look into the soul of the cat lover by way of the funny bone.”
- Clifford Brooks
Author, Toilet Train Your Cat
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A Bold Exploration of Our Devotion to the All-Powerful Feline
Why are cats the most popular pets on the planet? Why do we devote so much of our time and income to grooming, feeding, coddling, photographing, praising, providing laps for, and “entertaining” our cats?
Could our devotion to cats amount to a full-blown religion? Enter Catakism - a bold purr-spective on the relationship between humans and their cat owners.
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Meet the Catakism Creator
A dedicated dog-lover and cat-co-conspirator, Jeff Lazarus is an author, agent and business coach.
He represents & coaches authors through his coaching business, Branded With Authority. He shares his knowledge and methods through workshops, consulting, and keynotes in a variety of industries such as healthcare, human resources, real estate, and law.
Armed with his pawfully-clever rhetoric, Jeff’s first book “Listen Like a Dog” has been published in multiple languages. Jeff continues his animal-themed books with the humorous "Dogtology" and "Catakism."
Catakism: A Humorous Purr-spective on Humankind’s Obsession with Cats
By allowing Man to handle all of Her low-level needs, Cat is free to do the higher-level spiritual work that Man has no time for, such as meditating seventeen hours a day & teleporting into locked rooms and cabinets.